No arms, no chance – A women without arms or legs is sitting on a beach weeping. A guy walks by and asks her what”s wrong. She says, "I”ve never been kissed before." The man feels sorry for her and gives her a long passionate kiss and starts to walk away. As he”s walking he hears her start crying again so he goes back and asks her what”s wrong now. She says, "I”ve never had sex before." The man sweeps her up in his arms, looks into her eyes, and tosses her into the water yelling, "You”re screwed now!!"
Sunday, December 14
No arms, no chance
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